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Post by zero on May 7, 2007 12:47:59 GMT -5
I've come to the realization that life is very similar to walking past the monkey cages at the zoo.......... A lot of masturbation, and if you don't keep your eyes open, someone will throw poo at you
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Post by thediva on May 7, 2007 15:19:11 GMT -5
I saw another one today about polyamory that said the following... I kinda liked this and think it applies to all relationships.
My favorite analogy regarding polyamory is relating it to a rose bush. The main stem is the individual. Each branch can be a partner. The branches grow and bloom just as relationships do. Each branch adds to the beauty of the whole plant. Roses have thorns, just as relationships have difficult times. If you cut a branch with a rose off and place it in a vase (monogamy) it will last a short while then fade away no matter how well you take care of it. If you leave the branch on the rose bush (polyamory), nurture it, and the rest of the plant, it will continue to grow and bloom year after year. Occasionally the branches will die, just as relationships do, and those branches must be trimmed back so they do not sap the strength of the rest of the plant. New branches grow to replace the lost one, but the plant continues to add beauty and enrich the lives of those people represented by each branch. (Yes I wrote this, and it is adapted from A Bouquet of Lovers by Morning Glory Zell-Ravenheart
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Post by happyisdeb on May 17, 2007 7:20:09 GMT -5
I've come to the realization that life is very similar to walking past the monkey cages at the zoo.......... A lot of masturbation, and if you don't keep your eyes open, someone will throw poo at you Who masturbates to monkeys in cages? And who throws poo at people who masturbate to monkeys in cages? Heh, nah, I know what you're saying. ....I still want to know who masturbates to monkeys in cages.
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Post by bradbaesic on May 18, 2007 13:24:08 GMT -5
FLYING POO!
DUCK!
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Post by wowposter on Nov 12, 2008 2:36:26 GMT -5
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